Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."©JOKEDEMO.COM

With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her and said, "Grandpa will pay the bill."