1. Look at the size of his putter. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

6. Lift your head and spread your legs. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

8. Just turn your back and drop it. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.