38 kinder, gentler ways to say someone is stupid©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few clowns short of a circus©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few fries short of a Happy Meal©JOKEDEMO.COM

An experiment in artificial stupidity©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few beers short of a six-pack©JOKEDEMO.COM

Dumber than a box of hair©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few peas short of a casserole©JOKEDEMO.COM

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead©JOKEDEMO.COM

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl©JOKEDEMO.COM

One taco short of a combo plate©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few feathers short of a whole duck©JOKEDEMO.COM

All foam, no beer©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cheese slid off the cracker©JOKEDEMO.COM

Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel©JOKEDEMO.COM

Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt©JOKEDEMO.COM

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear©JOKEDEMO.COM

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel©JOKEDEMO.COM

He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down©JOKEDEMO.COM

An intellect rivaled only by garden tools©JOKEDEMO.COM

As smart as bait©JOKEDEMO.COM

Chimney's clogged©JOKEDEMO.COM

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash©JOKEDEMO.COM

Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair©JOKEDEMO.COM

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor©JOKEDEMO.COM

Forgot to pay his brain bill©JOKEDEMO.COM

Her sewing machine's out of thread©JOKEDEMO.COM

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels©JOKEDEMO.COM

His belt doesn't go through all the loops©JOKEDEMO.COM

If he had another brain it would be lonely©JOKEDEMO.COM

Missing a few buttons on his remote control©JOKEDEMO.COM

No grain in the silo©JOKEDEMO.COM

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse©JOKEDEMO.COM

Receiver is off the hook©JOKEDEMO.COM

Several nuts short of a full pouch©JOKEDEMO.COM

Skylight leaks a little©JOKEDEMO.COM

Slinky's kinked©JOKEDEMO.COM

Surfing in Nebraska©JOKEDEMO.COM

Too much yardage between the goal posts