An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I had to slap his face three times!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You mean he got fresh?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No," she answered. "I thought he was dead!"