A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny: "I'm going to raffle him off."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Farmer: "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny: "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."©JOKEDEMO.COM

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny: "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Farmer: "Didn't anyone complain?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Kenny: "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.