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A Get or A Bris Joke

The judge had come to what he thought was the end of a settlement conference regarding a young orthodox Jewish couple who were getting a divorce.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When all appeared to be settled he asked "Is there anything else?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife replied, "Yes! I need a 'get'."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What?" said the Judge.©JOKEDEMO.COM

At that point the husband's attorney explained 'get' was a Jewish divorce and that his client had no objection of including that in the Judgment Of Divorce.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The soon to be ex-wife, realizing the Judge's lack of knowledge regarding the Jewish religion asked, "Judge, do you know the difference between a get and a bris?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No," said the Judge, "What is the difference?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"With a 'get'," she explained "You get rid of the whole schmuck."


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