Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a N.Y. country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to avoid it but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her driver to go up to the farmhouse tell them who he was and explain what happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM

About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with lipstick. "What happened?" asked Hillary.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to me."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"My God, did you tell them what happened?" asked Hillary. The driver said he told them just what he was instructed,©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I just killed the old cow."