A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to be going well.©JOKEDEMO.COM
As the national anthem started, the doctor yelled, ''Up nuts!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
And the inmates complied by standing up. After the anthem he yelled, ''Down nuts!'' And they all sat.©JOKEDEMO.COM
After a home run he yelled, ''Cheer nuts!'' And they all broke into applause and cheers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Thinking things were going very well, he decided to go get a beer and a hot dog, leaving his assistant in charge.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When he returned there was a riot in progress. Finding his assistant, he asked what happened.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The assistant replied, ''Well...everything was fine until some guy walked by and yelled, ''PEANUTS!''