A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Do tell" said her neighbor, pouring the coffee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, I dreamed I woke up and went downstairs as usual, but when I looked in the mirror my face had turned orange, and my hair was sticking straight up out of my head and was green!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sounds like you turned into a punk rocker or something" the neighbor said, with a grin.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No" she said, "It wasn't like that. It was as if I knew something was wrong, but it seemed normal somehow, you know what I mean?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Sure" said the neighbor, "Everybody's had dreams like that."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well anyway" she continued, "I decided to go down and get the mail, because even in my dream, I figured I must be dreaming, so what the heck if I was orange, you know? So I walk down and get my mail, and I keep feeling everybody looking at me!©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Then I get a good look at myself in the big window in front of the store, and I'll be darned if I wasn't a carrot! It was such a shock I stumbled backwards and got hit by a truck driven by that nice doctor down the street. The last thing I remember before I woke up was him bending over me, telling me his diagnosis."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wow" laughed the neighbor, "Did you live?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yeah, I lived" sighed the girl, "But the doctor said I'd be a vegetable the rest of my life."