It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, "hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?"?/p>

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!©JOKEDEMO.COM

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream "Oh Henry, Oh Henry!"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She asked me if I was into MandM, but I said, "hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff."?I said, "Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She screamed, "Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!"?as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!