A local priest and a pastor were fishing on the side of the road. They thoughtfully made a sign saying, "THE END IS NEAR! TURN YOURSELF AROUND NOW BEFORE IT"S TOO LATE!" and showed it to each passing car.©JOKEDEMO.COM
One driver who drove by didn't appreciate the sign and shouted at them, "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
All of a sudden they heard a big splash, looked at each other, and the priest said to the pastor, "You think maybe we should have just written, 'BRIDGE OUT' instead?"