There are these friends who play golf together every Saturday. One Saturday they are getting ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other and then look at the guy and say, "Sure." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living. So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hit-man. The friends all laugh. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy says, "No really, I am a hit-man. My gun is in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look at it if you like." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So one of the friends decides to check it out. He opened the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge scope attached. He gets all excited and says, "WOW! I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?" The hit-man replies, "Sure." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the guy looks for a second and says, "YEAH! You can see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! And he's naked too!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

This really upsets the guy, so he asks the hit-man how much it would be for a hit. The hit-man replies, "I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy responds, "$1000??? Well, ok. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around with my wife." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about five minutes until finally the man starts to get really impatient and asks, "What are you waiting for?!? ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The hit-man replies, "Just hold on..... I'm a about to save you a thousand bucks!"