A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that. #1, you have to be single and, #2 you must be Catholic." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cab driver is very excited and replies, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, the nun continues, "OK, pull into the next alley." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. However, when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"My dear child", said the nun, "why are you crying?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess! I'm married and I'm Jewish." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The nun replies, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."