A city slicker moves to the country and decides he's going to start farming.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He goes to the local co-op and tells the man, "Give me 100 baby chickens."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The co-op man complies. A week later the man returns and says, "Give me 200 baby chickens."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The co-op man complies. Again, a week later the man returns.©JOKEDEMO.COM
This time he says, "Give me 500 baby chickens."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Wow!" the co-op man replies.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You must really be doing well. "Naw," said the man with a sigh.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm either planting them too deep or too far apart!"