A guy comes in to a bar and orders a double whiskey. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
He drinks it and looks in his pocket.
Then he orders another one, drinks it and looks in his pocket again.©JOKEDEMO.COM
This is repeated a dozen times before the bartender asks him what he is doing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replies, "In my pocket I have a picture of my wife. When she gets good looking, I quit drinking..."