A fag walks into a straight bar.

The bartender says,
"Get out of here, I don't serve fags!"

The fag asks,
"Is it alright if I just sit in the corner?"

The bartender accepts, and the fag sits in the corner.

A few hours later,
a cowboy walks in and says,
"I'm so thirsty I could lick the sweat off a cow's balls!" The fag calls over, "MOO!"