A few days before her birthday a husband asked his wife,©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Dear, what would you like for your present?"?/p>
Wife: I really don't think I should day.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Husband: How about a diamond ring?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wife: I don't care much for diamonds.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Husband: well, the, a mink coat?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wife: You know I do not like furs.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Husband: A golden necklace?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wife: I already have three of them.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Husband: Well, gosh, what do you want ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Wife: What I"d really like is a divorce©JOKEDEMO.COM
Husband: Hmmm, I wasn't planning on spending that much
