A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack,
so he says "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick©JOKEDEMO.COM

Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager.©JOKEDEMO.COM

'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow and#25314;30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone.'