A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had,"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man says "Oh my god,"©JOKEDEMO.COM
the bartender says, "What do you have?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man replies "50 cents."