A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he"d found a cat, but it was dead. "how do you know that the cat was dead?"?she asked her pupil.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move,"?answered the child innocently.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You did WHAT?! ?"?the teacher exclaimed in surprise.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You know,"?explained the boy, "I leaned over and went "and#26998;ssst!"?and it didn't move."?/p>