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A lady Joke

A lady awoke one morning and discovered her dog was not moving. She called her vet who asked her to bring the dog in. After a brief examination, the vet pronounced the dog dead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Are you sure?", the distraught woman asked. "He was a great family pet.Isn't there anything else you can do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The vet paused for a moment and said, "There is one more thing we can do."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He left the room for a moment and came back carrying a large cage with a cat in it. The vet opened the cage door and the cat walked over to the dog.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cat sniffed the dog from head to toe and walked back to the cage.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, that confirms it." the vet announced. "Your dog is dead."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satisfied that the vet had done everything he possibly could, the woman sighed, "How much do I owe you?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That will be $330." the vet replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I don't believe it!", screamed the woman. "What did you do that cost $330????"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well", the vet replied, "it's $30 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."


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