A man and an ostrich walk into a restaurant. The waitress asks, "What will it be?"
The man replied "a burger and a coke." "And you?" "I'll have the same," the ostrich replies. They finish their meal and pay.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"That will be $4.50," The man reached into his pocket and pulled out the exact amount. They do this every day till Fri.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"The usual?" she asked. "No, today is Friday. I'll have steak and a coke."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Me too." says the ostrich. They finish and pay. "That will be $10.95"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The man reached in and pulls out the exact amount again just like all week.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The waitress was dumb-founded. "How is it that you always have the exact amount?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well," says the man. "I was cleaning my attic and I found a dusty lamp. I rubbed it and a genie appeared." Wow!" said the waitress. "What did you wish for?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I asked that when I needed to pay for something, the exact amount would appear in my pocket." "Amazing! Most people would ask for a million dollars. But what's with the ostrich?" "Well," said the man. "I also asked for a chick with long legs."
