A man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Interviewer: How did you get that hook?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Interviewer: And that put your eye out?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.