A mother is in the kitchen making supper for her family when her young daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

After thinking about it for a moment, the mother explains, "Well, dear, a girl and a boy fall in love and get married. Then, one night they go into their room, hug and kiss, and have sex." The child looks puzzled.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Mother continues, "That means that daddy puts his penis in the mommy's vagina. That's how you get a baby, dear."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The child replies, "But, the other night when I came into your bedroom, you had daddy's penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that, Mommy?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Jewellery, dear."