A pony walks into a bar and says "Bartender, may I have a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bartender says "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"May I please have a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What? You have to speak up!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Could I please have a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."