A pony walks into a bar and asks, "Bartender, may I have a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Bartender says, "What? I can't hear you. Speak up!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"May I please have a drink?" asks the pony.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What? You have to speak up!" the bartender says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Could I please have a drink?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you," the bartender says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm sorry," the pony adds, "I'm just a little hoarse."