A salesman telephone a household, and a four-year-old answered.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Salesman: May I speak to your mother?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Child: She is not here.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Child: My sister©JOKEDEMO.COM

Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Child: I guess so.©JOKEDEMO.COM

There was a long silence on the other phone. Then:©JOKEDEMO.COM

Child: Hello?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Salesman: It"s you. I thought you were going to call your sister.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Child: I did. The trouble is: I can't get her out of the playpen.