This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign.©JOKEDEMO.COM
When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket."