One day a string was walking down the street.
He was really thirsty and decided to get a drink at a nearby bar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So he walks up to the bar tender and says, "I'd like a beer, please." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender looks at him like he's crazy and says, "I can't serve you, you're a string. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Go on. Get out of here." So the string goes outside and thinks of a way to look more like a person. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He knots himself toward the top and frays the string to look like a head with hair. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He goes back inside and tries again. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender says suspiciously, "Hey, aren't you the string that was just in here a few minutes ago?" The string replies, "I'm afraid not!" (I'm a frayed knot)