One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.©JOKEDEMO.COM
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.©JOKEDEMO.COM
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race. So remember this you snooze you loose!