This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying "Norks Not Allowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and sits down.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender comes over to him, sniffs and says,"You smell kind of norky.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What do you do for a living?" The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I am hauling.©JOKEDEMO.COM

" The bartender says,"Okay, truck drivers are not norks," and serves him a beer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The truck driver said, totally shocked,"Why did you do that?" The bartender said,"Not to worry, the norks are overpopulating Silicon Valley and are in season now.©JOKEDEMO.COM

You don't even need a license." The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the norkiest clothes he has ever seen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He can't let them steal his whole load.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought norks were in season.©JOKEDEMO.COM

" "Well, sure," said the patrolman. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But you can't bait 'em."