CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE
"One of the people has freckles and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." ...Andrew, age 6©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular."...Mae, age 9©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." ...Manual, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE
"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life."...John, age 9©JOKEDEMO.COM

"If falling in love is anything like learning to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." ...Glenn, age 7©JOKEDEMO.COM

ON THE ROLE OF BEAUTY
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." ...Anita, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It isn't just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." ...Brian, age 7©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." ...Christine, age 9©JOKEDEMO.COM

REFLECTIONS ON THE NATURE OF LOVE
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." ...Greg, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

HOW DO PEOPLE IN LOVE TYPICALLY BEHAVE
"Mushy...like puppy dogs...except puppy dogs don't wag their tails nearly as much."...Arnold, age 10©JOKEDEMO.COM

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." ...Wendy, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." ...Gavin, age 8©JOKEDEMO.COM

"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing."...John, age 9