A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions....©JOKEDEMO.COM
Officer: What's 2+2?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Blonde: Ummmmm... 4!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Officer: What's the square root of 100?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Blonde: Ummmm... 10!©JOKEDEMO.COM
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?©JOKEDEMO.COM
Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The blonde says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm already working on a murder case!"