A is for arthritis©JOKEDEMO.COM

B is for bad back©JOKEDEMO.COM

C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?©JOKEDEMO.COM

D is for dental decay and decline©JOKEDEMO.COM

E is for eyesight--can't read that top line©JOKEDEMO.COM

F is for fissures and fluid retention©JOKEDEMO.COM

G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention)©JOKEDEMO.COM

H is for high blood pressure [I'd rather have low)©JOKEDEMO.COM

I is for incisions with scars you can show©JOKEDEMO.COM

J Is for joints, that now fail to flex©JOKEDEMO.COM

L is for libido--what happened to sex?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Wait! I forgot about K!©JOKEDEMO.COM

K is for my knees that crack when they're bent©JOKEDEMO.COM

(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)©JOKEDEMO.COM

N is for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck©JOKEDEMO.COM

O is for osteo-and all bones that crack©JOKEDEMO.COM

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few. Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!©JOKEDEMO.COM

Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?©JOKEDEMO.COM

R is for reflux--one meal turns into two©JOKEDEMO.COM

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears©JOKEDEMO.COM

T is for tinnitus--I hear bells in my ears©JOKEDEMO.COM

U is for urinary: difficulties with flow©JOKEDEMO.COM

V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know©JOKEDEMO.COM

W is for worry, now what's going 'round?©JOKEDEMO.COM

X is for X ray--and what might be found©JOKEDEMO.COM

Y is for another year I've left behind©JOKEDEMO.COM

Z is for zest that I still have my mind©JOKEDEMO.COM

Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed.
I wish You a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy!