An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates.©JOKEDEMO.COM

St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer "?you're in the wrong place."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After a while, they've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is becoming a pretty popular guy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and asks with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."©JOKEDEMO.COM

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake "?he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan says, "No way! I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."©JOKEDEMO.COM

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"