Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
The other answered, "I don't know, I thought YOU were watching!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.