Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"