An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I'm supposed to come dressed as my love life." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's right. My last four scores were seven years ago."