Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bird: Yes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bird: No, what do you take me for? ©JOKEDEMO.COM
Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the price.