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Blonde Detectives Joke

A policeman interrogates three blondes who are training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for five seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The policeman says, "Well, uh, thats because the picture shows his profile."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for five seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?! Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmm - the suspect wears contact lenses."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know if the suspect wears contacts or not. "Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspects file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. "Wow! I cant believe it. It's true! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."


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