A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day. Repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."©JOKEDEMO.COM

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor. She had lost nearly 20 pounds.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Why, thats amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The blonde nodded. "Ill tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"No, from all that skipping!"