Farmer John was a sheep farmer. He raised sheep all over his property. One day, a beautiful young brunette came up and asked him, "Farmer John, if I can tell exactly how many sheep you have in your fields, can I have a lamb to take home and raise myself?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Farmer John agreed, knowing wholeheartedly that he had way too many to guess accurately.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The beautiful, young brunette told him that he had 376 sheep in his field.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Farmer John was beside himself. He had exactly 376 sheep! Being a man of his word, he told her to go and pick out the sheep that she wanted.©JOKEDEMO.COM

For about an hour the, brunette was out in the field. Finally she returned with her choice. Farmer John looked and her and asked, "Now, can I ask you a question?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The brunette complied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Farmer John asked, "If I can tell you what color your hair was before you dyed it, can I please have my dog back?"