NASA sends a space shuttle up with two pigs and a blonde on board. While the shuttle is taking off, the NASA command center calls the first pig and asks, "Pig #1, do you know your mission?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The pig replies, "Oink oink. Get the shuttle into orbit and launch the trillion dollar satellite. Oink oink."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then NASA Control asks the second pig, "Pig #2, do you know your mission?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second pig replies, "Oink oink. Once Pig #1 has completed the trillion dollar satellite launch, close hatch, and go back to Earth. Land shuttle. Oink oink."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then NASA asks the blonde, "Blonde woman, do you know your mission?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The blonde woman replies, "Ummmmmmm.... Oh yeah, I remember now. 'Feed the pigs - and DON'T TOUCH A GODDAMNED THING!"