A man walks into a pub, and approaches the bar. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He orders a pint and looks down to see a bowl of peanuts on the counter. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He decides to eat one, when he picks it up and goes to put it in his mouth the peanut says "hello handsome"! So he puts the peanut down in astonishment.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He decides to try one more time. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

And yet again the peanut talks "ooh you are gorgeous". ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well as you can imagine he was really stunned.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He then decides to go over to buy some cigarettes from the dispenser. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

He drops in a pound and the machine spits it out and tells him to "go away ugly"! This really shocked the man so he goes up to the barman and says" why is it, when I pick up the peanuts from the bar they are really nice to me, yet when I try to get some cigarettes from the machine it tells me I'm ugly"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Ah well the barman replies..."THE PEANUTS ARE COMPLIMENTARY AND THE CIGARETTE MACHINE IS OUT OF ORDER"!