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Bungee Jumping Joke

Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says to the second, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two of them pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.©JOKEDEMO.COM

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first guy jumps to test the equipment. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again.©JOKEDEMO.COM

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back and he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine. Hey, what the heck is a 'pinata'?"


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