Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers."?/p>

The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?"?he asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"They"re people just like you "?your equals."?/p>

"Forget it,"?retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."?/p>