A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist," says the parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The businessman orders a coke.©JOKEDEMO.COM

After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling, "Where's my drink?! Stop fooling around and give me my drink!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The stewardess runs to him with his glass, leaving the businessman still thirsty.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Half an hour later the stewardess makes a second round.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bird orders another Glenlivet and a Wall Street Journal. The businessman asks for another coke.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Again, after a couple of minutes, the bird screams, squawking, "You lazy idiot! Where is my drink?!" The poor woman nearly trips over herself getting the parrot his drink and the newspaper.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The businessman still has nothing, and after ten more minutes decides to take his cue from the bird. "Hey! Where's my coke! The service here stinks!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Out of nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers grab the businessman and the bird, open the hatch and throw them out of the plane.©JOKEDEMO.COM

At 30,000 feet in the air the two fall side by side and the parrot says to the terrified man, "Wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings."