A man is showering up in a locker room with his buddy when he notices his friend has a huge penis. "Damn Bob, you're huge!" Jim exclaims.
"I wasn't always this impressive, I had to work for it." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What do you mean?" Jim asked. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, everyday for the past two years I've spent an hour each night rubbing it with butter. I know it sounds crazy but it actually made it grow 4 inches! You should try it." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Jim agrees and the two say good bye. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few weeks later the two are in the same locker room and Bob asks Jim how his situation was. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Jim replied, "I did what you said but mine has actually gotten smaller! I lost two inches already!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Did you do everything I told you? An hour each day with butter?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well, butter is expensive, so I've been using Crisco." complained Jim. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Crisco?!?" Bob exclaimed, "No wonder man, Crisco's shortening!"