Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn't you?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: This isn't a watch, sir. It's a compass.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Golfer: The doctor says I can't play golf.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Caddy: Oh, he's played with you, too, huh?©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Caddy, why didn't you see where that ball went?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Well, it doesn't usually go anywhere, Mr. Smith. You caught me off guard.''