A Husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, Can you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light, NOW? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed on my forehead? I DON'T THINK SO!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The wife asks, "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."©JOKEDEMO.COM

To which he replied, "Fix the Fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I DON'T THINK SO."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They are about to break."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I'm NOT a darn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like i have ACE HARDWARE written on my forehead? I DON'T THINK SO. I've had enough of you. I'm going to the bar!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours. He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As he walks into the house he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Honey," he asks, "How'd all this get fixed?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake him a cake."©JOKEDEMO.COM

He said, "So what kind of cake sis you bake him?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

She replied, "HELLOOO...DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"